Jackass - Review

7:00 PM. Heavy traffic.a tired walk . You are opening the doors and turning the lights on and you see something 10 foot long in your living room - An Aligator!!!. I am not hallucinating. This is one of the scenes from the movie "Jackass(part-1)". The movie is more like series of "bakra"s and some shocking stunts that might cause a nervous breakdown for the weak audience. Part-1 was pretty good. But part-2 and 3 have become completely obscene and not enjoyable.

I am thinking of investing into a venture like this and make a decent bakra series. BTW, Muthahar is very good at fooling people. He once called the telephone dept and spoke like an American telemarketer asking for an order. He almost got arrested for his attempt and makes a sure prospect for my movie.

Then we have Jose who is a gifted director though his movies gets aborted before it reaches the screen.He's also unfortunate that all his ideas are somehow mysteriously flicked by American directors before he gets to direct them. Everytime he watches a great movie, he comes back saying something like this "Remember, this story is mine. Andy Wachowsk stole it from me and made Matrix. " All of us whom he claims have heard him telling the story before suddenly experinece temporary amnesia and have never recalled him doing so. This upsets him time and again. rip off all the jokes and you still have a great director in him whom I can use.

Madhu(daddy) can do some dirty dancing. He's the only one capable of handling some obscene scenes without a fuss. Vj will hopefully gather us some audience in UK with Sam.

I can give myself a chance to compose music and ofcourse use Showkath as a lead-stunt artist (hopefully his recent aerobics can do some good).