Why is Bollywood goin north and kollywood goin south?

Time and again I have been disappointed trying to catchup with an entertaining Tamil movie. I shouldn't have been in that theatre playing "something.somthing".The movie is really "nothing". To me , the whole movie was a story of a cowdung. Different types of cow dung. How it smells when it's fresh, semi-dry and completely dry. It also in depth covers the volume of shit cows can produce at any given point. and then there are few experiments like " If you have a sample of 50 cows at a place, how many times can the cows poo the same time".. Man, the movie is all (about) crap!. How much I wished the movie had atleast 50 intervals. The best moment of the movie was when it actually got over.

Diva, a noted scientist in our circle conducted an experiment and is gonna submit his findings to "World's best scientific experiments being held in LA during Dec,2006".He dropped the "something..somthing" DVD into the tank(out of frustration) and accidentally discovered the DVD produced more bio-gas than 10,000 buckets of cowdung. The entire village now runs 500 MW plant with "something..something.." DVDs.

Now, I hate everything about cows. Even milk. My doctor says my brain has become extremely allergic to anything cowish.. He says the only cure is to watch another movie based on horseshit!

And he continued to say, " Don't worry son. Kollywood has a cure for these kinds of problems" by which he means horseshit is on the way!