I wanna sue google

I am planning to sue google. I just realized that I have been all consumed by google's services. Gmail, Google.com,blogger, orkut, Picasa and all cool crap google has been tempting me with. I lost my interest in anything "non-google". Remove time spent on google products in last 2 years of my life and all you'll have is an empty disk. I blame google.

I heard google is working with scientists on DNA data mining. I am thinking loud about what kind of technologies these crazy geeks might comeup with. If my vision is right, they are working to findout how exactly to use mouse clicks and generate human eggs which can be stored in a remote server as bits and bytes. Later when the baby is fully grown, they compress the baby with a winzip like software and deliver it to your computer. Then you can use a google-printer to take the real baby out of the system(hard copy). For having costed our social lives, I think they are liable to create such a technology. One of my "virtual" friend said he can relate more with google than with his neighbor.

Google boys, what say you??