I wanna sue google

I am planning to sue google. I just realized that I have been all consumed by google's services. Gmail, Google.com,blogger, orkut, Picasa and all cool crap google has been tempting me with. I lost my interest in anything "non-google". Remove time spent on google products in last 2 years of my life and all you'll have is an empty disk. I blame google.

I heard google is working with scientists on DNA data mining. I am thinking loud about what kind of technologies these crazy geeks might comeup with. If my vision is right, they are working to findout how exactly to use mouse clicks and generate human eggs which can be stored in a remote server as bits and bytes. Later when the baby is fully grown, they compress the baby with a winzip like software and deliver it to your computer. Then you can use a google-printer to take the real baby out of the system(hard copy). For having costed our social lives, I think they are liable to create such a technology. One of my "virtual" friend said he can relate more with google than with his neighbor.

Google boys, what say you??

No. It's not a cannon.

Why is Bollywood goin north and kollywood goin south?

Time and again I have been disappointed trying to catchup with an entertaining Tamil movie. I shouldn't have been in that theatre playing "something.somthing".The movie is really "nothing". To me , the whole movie was a story of a cowdung. Different types of cow dung. How it smells when it's fresh, semi-dry and completely dry. It also in depth covers the volume of shit cows can produce at any given point. and then there are few experiments like " If you have a sample of 50 cows at a place, how many times can the cows poo the same time".. Man, the movie is all (about) crap!. How much I wished the movie had atleast 50 intervals. The best moment of the movie was when it actually got over.

Diva, a noted scientist in our circle conducted an experiment and is gonna submit his findings to "World's best scientific experiments being held in LA during Dec,2006".He dropped the "something..somthing" DVD into the tank(out of frustration) and accidentally discovered the DVD produced more bio-gas than 10,000 buckets of cowdung. The entire village now runs 500 MW plant with "something..something.." DVDs.

Now, I hate everything about cows. Even milk. My doctor says my brain has become extremely allergic to anything cowish.. He says the only cure is to watch another movie based on horseshit!

And he continued to say, " Don't worry son. Kollywood has a cure for these kinds of problems" by which he means horseshit is on the way!

Jackass - Review

7:00 PM. Heavy traffic.a tired walk . You are opening the doors and turning the lights on and you see something 10 foot long in your living room - An Aligator!!!. I am not hallucinating. This is one of the scenes from the movie "Jackass(part-1)". The movie is more like series of "bakra"s and some shocking stunts that might cause a nervous breakdown for the weak audience. Part-1 was pretty good. But part-2 and 3 have become completely obscene and not enjoyable.

I am thinking of investing into a venture like this and make a decent bakra series. BTW, Muthahar is very good at fooling people. He once called the telephone dept and spoke like an American telemarketer asking for an order. He almost got arrested for his attempt and makes a sure prospect for my movie.

Then we have Jose who is a gifted director though his movies gets aborted before it reaches the screen.He's also unfortunate that all his ideas are somehow mysteriously flicked by American directors before he gets to direct them. Everytime he watches a great movie, he comes back saying something like this "Remember, this story is mine. Andy Wachowsk stole it from me and made Matrix. " All of us whom he claims have heard him telling the story before suddenly experinece temporary amnesia and have never recalled him doing so. This upsets him time and again. rip off all the jokes and you still have a great director in him whom I can use.

Madhu(daddy) can do some dirty dancing. He's the only one capable of handling some obscene scenes without a fuss. Vj will hopefully gather us some audience in UK with Sam.

I can give myself a chance to compose music and ofcourse use Showkath as a lead-stunt artist (hopefully his recent aerobics can do some good).

Love marriage or Arranged marriage..is it like asking "Suicide" or "planned murder"?(Pun Intended*)

In Indian system, things are all scheduled. If you are 23, you gotta have a job in hand, at 25, gotto earn some decent bucks and if your tummy starts showing up, it's marriage time!!.

I might be a nerd, but I wonder if I am alone in thinking that "time for marriage" marriages sucks!.

I think if someone has not given a thought for marriage or hasn't found someone to spend their forever with , they probably are better of to be left alone. Seldom does a guy understand the dynamics of happy marriage. A guy who has been single throughout his life before marriage will soon find himself trapped in a new world where "logic" hardly matters. Imagine a nerd who cathes up an arguement with his wife..There are 2 things he can do. being rational OR just accept the fault(in most cases which is not his') and make promises so tall that would make eiffel tower look short. I speak from my observation and careful case study friends - option one is not "That is correct". As tempted as you might be in following your logic, Refrain!.

So, quit thinking you are better off with a great career. Ignorance is for sure not the bliss in this case. You are no better of than well-fed healthy goat fully grown for a divine sacrifice! .

and guys who think they are women experts, remember the application of Murphy's law "If there are 1000 types of women and if you have mastered 999 types, your wife will most likely be the 1000th type". In short, You are screwed anyways!